

Off With Their Headsįrom the moment the luscious 3D turnbased strategic map swells onto your monitor, you're hit by the sheer enormity of your task. In just 100 turns, you must sweep across the land like a typhoon and capture 30 provinces, including ten key enemy cities, which you must then hold on to and protect from rebel armies and hordes of Persian and Barbarian forces intent on reclaiming their conquered lands. Seriously though, could we, sons of bank managers and shop assistants emulate this man's incredible feats of conquest? Would you like to find out? Well, here's your chance.Īlexander - a downloadable expansion pack to the PC's greatest ever RTS game Rome: Total War - places you firmly in the sandals of the great leader himself and charges you with matching Alexander's incredible feats. Especially if we hid his mouse, cut off all his fingers and unplugged his monitor, before distracting him with a hoax call from the office while we laid waste to his leaderless armies. Of course, if he was alive today, any one of us could trounce him at a head-to-head in Rome: Total War, right? No problem. In his short yet glorious life, this young Macedonian king swept across two-thirds of the known world and united it under one banner, often leading his armies to victory against overwhelming odds. There is, however, one accolade Alexander held that cannot be disputed: military genius.

All of these titles and legends have at one time or another been attributed to the mighty congueror Alexander The Great - admittedly some by me in this very review.

A man whose empire stretched from Hungary to India, a warrior who stood 10ft tall (OK, more like 5ft) and fired lightning bolts out of his arse.
